So I was reading late last night when the phone rang, which was quite unusual because it was 2am. I answered the phone and said hello. At first I couldn't understand what the person on the other end of the line was saying, they had a strong accent, obviously they were from some other country. I was about to hang up because I thought it must have been a tele-marketer, but something felt wrong, why would a tele-marketer be calling at 2am? I apologised, and asked the person to repeat themselves because I couldn't make out what they were saying.
They did this and I was able to start to understand them. They asked if I was Mr Jackson and I said yes...well I am (I am the man of the house now). They asked if I had recently been in, what I could only make out as Antz, in particular, had I stayed at a hotel Alexandria (or what it sounded like). It was at this stage that it clicked that they weren't asking about Mr Andrew Jackson but Mr Glenn Jackson. I asked were they calling from France, and the reply was "Yes". I explained that my parents were in France and they must have been referring to them.
With this all cleared up, the hotel receptionist (who I assume I was talking to) informed me that my parents had stayed in the hotel the night before and had left some 'drugs' in the bathroom. "Drugs?", I asked incredulously, not really suspecting my parents of being in the drug trade (although I suppose they had to get money from somewhere to afford this luxurious 3-month holiday to Europe). However the receptionist, quickly added, "medicinal drugs", oh ok, well that made more sense to me. They must have been Keith's antibiotics that he had recently gotten because he had been sick. "They left them in a little bag in the bathroom", the receptionist went on. Ok things made a lot more sense now. They had left their toiletries bag behind. The receptionist wanted to know if they wanted the bag back and I told him I would get my parents to contact him if they did. I reconfirmed the name of the hotel with him, which I made out as Alexandria but I couldn't really tell through his French accent and that was the end of an unusual late night phone call.
I would like to ;lasdvnanva;nvsio categorically deny that Mr lucy in the sky with diamonds and Mrs Jackson are trafficking in drugs. itititititititii I had left my toiletries bag at the bla bla bla hotel and it had some panadol and codral ...............................along with my comb, toothbrush and wewewewewewewewewew toothpaste and nail clippers. Nothing i see you -----of great import. Fortunately I aofnveuvbaijfvneruvn had the drugs for my chest infection ahahahahaah with me. I would like to report that I am fully recovered now. kekekekekith
ReplyDeleteFrom MKG - We would like to report that Keith is now fully recovered from the lack of the items in his toilletries bag. Whatever it was in there we are pleased to say that after some disturbing outbusts he is now calm and lucid.